Humor & Satire
mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

‘You haven’t?’ said Ridcully. ‘I thought you would have a banquet every night.’ ‘We have a limited budget, you know,’ said the Archchancellor of Brazeneck. ‘It’s a governmental grant thing, ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Douglas Adams

So a lot of history is now gone for ever. The Campaign for Real Timers claim that just as easy travel eroded the differences between one country and another, and ...
( Category: Adventure March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Douglas Adams

It hummed for a bit and then stopped. It wasn't a big spaceship. If the villagers had been experts on spaceships they would have known at once that it was ...
( Category: Adventure March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Dahl, Roald [Dahl, Roald]

(Signed) _A. R. Woresley_ _Lecturer in Chemistry,_ _Cambridge University_ I showed it to Yasmin. "Obviously it doesn't apply to Woresley," I said, "because his stuff isn't going into the freezer. ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

* * * [1] That is to say, those who deserve to shed blood. Or possibly not. You never quite know with some kids. [2] This exchange contains almost all ...
( Category: Christmas March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3, pdf | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

In the wings, the noise of the audience was a solid wall of sound. “There's lots of them,” said Glod. “I never played for that many in my entire life!” ...
( Category: Sword & Sorcery March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Douglas Adams

"That's the spoon I was eating with," he said. "Alright," said Ford, "imagine this spoon ..." he found a small wooden spoon on a tray of relishes, "this spoon ..." ...
( Category: Adventure March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3, pdf | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

Om crawled slowly along the length of a line. "Stop walking up and down like that," he said, "I can't concentrate." "How can people talk like that?" Brutha asked the ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Douglas Adams

Cookies This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person is me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Douglas Adams

"I don't know," said Trillian, "but those aliens - they're on the way up to the bridge with that wretched robot. Can we pick them up on any monitor cameras?" ...
( Category: Adventure March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Douglas Adams

Chapter 19 Ford Prefect was irritated to be continually wakened by the sound of gunfire. He slid himself out of the maintenance hatchway which he had fashioned into a bunk ...
( Category: Adventure March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

On the roof of the coach the Librarian picked up the coach-horn, bit the end of it reflectively - well, you never knew - and then blew it so hard ...
( Category: Paranormal & Urban March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Dahl, Roald [Dahl, Roald]

Mrs Gloop let out a shriek of fury. 'I'm joking,' said Mr Wonka, giggling madly behind his beard. 'I didn't mean it. Forgive me. I'm so sorry. Good-bye, Mrs Gloop! ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3, pdf | | 2010-01-29 | Author:Terry Pratchett

She woke up shivering. It was long after midnight and the stars looked damp and chilly; the air was full of the busy silence of the night, which is created ...
( Category: Epic March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-01-01 | Author:Charles Yu [Yu, Charles]

Now where am I? You’re in the interstitial matrix that fills up the space between stories. Who said that? You did. I did? Wait, who am I? You’re you. Oh, ...
( Category: Adventure March 25,2014 )